- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh